Caption Competition Round 16 Results

Last updated : 24 November 2006 By Millersmad Staff
Yes, that's right the competition's reigning champion and leader of the current leaderboard has announced his withdrawal due to, what he believes harsh treatment from Millersmad staff. In an official statement the club land dancer said: “Due to my banning and losing the will to live, I will now be opting out of the competition. This way it will give someone else a chance of winning and me leaving while on top.”

However, this many people believe that this is being used as a cover up for Gino's real reason for departure. Rumours are rife that Gino spotted his wife, during a bout of Christmas shopping, leaving Argos with an ‘X Factor Karaoke Machine' and as a result has decided to plough all his attention in to trying to make a career out of being a singer and it is thought that the caption competition is being seen as a sacrifice that just has to be made. However, other conspiracy theories include Gino's love of being loved as a reason to pretend he is leaving, whilst others believe it is purely to create a media circus.

Meanwhile back on the pitch, the imminent departee remains in top spot and in fact slightly increases his lead despite not having a great week himself. Next door neighbour, but not for much longer, Gaz had another disappointing week but will see Week 20's double as his chance to claw his way back up the table, whilst Skipton_Bulldog and Stevelmu09 consolidate their positions in second and third place respectively.

Pre-season favourite Blockheads is finally beginning to put a run of form together that is worthy of him receiving such a status from the bookies. He had a dreadful start to the season but has put himself right back in the frame recently and claims his second weekly win thanks to an effort of “Bosses at 'Ready Steady Cook' are relieved when Poll decides against being part of the studio audience”, which nobody can deny is a funny caption.

You can tell that this isn't a doubles week as markthemiller has done fairly well!! It's a shame that Mark's form isn't up to scratch when it really matters. We can only speculate that his mental problems, that plagued him so badly last season, are beginning to return. Mark will know that his head needs to be in a good place and will see his recent spat, with competition leader Gino as a setback that could see a slip to an unhappy place for Mark and as a result, all the other readers of Millersmad!

Competition officials are looking in to allegations that UFO may have cheated. We all know that women just aren't funny and the fact that she has scored (for her) so highly have alerted officials. The only two explanations for this unusually high score are the idea that she might actually have cheated and got a male to think of the caption for her or a more common one doing the rounds that when entering Foo actually thought that she was in the world ironing competition, which would explain her good performance.

Attention seeking Timeforale will be happy with himself this week. Not only has he got a mention in this write up, for which is his desperate for but he also was the subject of one the caption submitted by Deano. Oddly enough not many people found it funny, whereas TFA actually had a good week.

Here's the table!

UsernameWeek 16 ScoreTotalWeekly Wins
1gino6.75125.751
2skipton_bulldog6.75124.752
3stevelmu096.5123.751
4blockheads7.51222
gazisamiller6.251221
6PWEI6.5111.5
7inrtsc6.5110.251
8chubby_b6109.75
9Timeforale7.251071
10jefflebowski846.251041
millerbezz6.75104
12masta_20095.75103.5
syracuse6.5103.5
14mattthemiller5.25100.75
15st_verana6.2599.25
16bigladonos98.25
uttis6.598.251
18miller4ever7.2597.5
19CTmiller696.25
20Deano835.2594
21andy_the_miller7.2593.75
22ufo793.5
23derbymiller691.75
24tivoliben91.51
25s602rx691
26heman5.2585.75
markthemiller785.752
28missedko6.7579.75
29mexmillerno16.2578.75
30brinnieboy77.5
31clarkey1974674
32merry_miller673
33richiemiller70.75
34donjerous670.251
35ROIblade66.5
36colinRUFC66
mmniall6.566
38m_the_o61
39shytalk660.75
40loobymiller6.559
41millerkev4.558.25
42dr_spinn6.7557.25
43kimi_miller656.75
44Shaun6605.7555.75
45loyalmiller52.75
46aussiemiller50
47hodgey6.549.5
48wicko_miller48.5
49thedonnymiller48
50leethemiller46.75
51herbiecobbler45.25
52leftwingback44.75
53welshmiller38.5
54andh38.25
55millmoormagic636
56millerTIV5.7533.5
57leedsmiller30
58a1 power28.5
59bezzmiller105.7526.25
60nottinghammiller261
61sharpy_the_miller6.5251
62mooneysuzuki23.5
63gm_gm22.25
64thevillager20
65sy200619.5
66Worrallwannabee719
67howdareu18.75
miasma18.75
69wtm18.25
70gangster18
tony26067418
72rufc_197417.75
73jebu16.25
74dansk15.75
75Robbier_ham15.25
76daveyhaze13.75
77frickleyaway6.513
78bobh1956712.5
79miller6712.25
80redshank5.7512
retfordred5.7512
82sosnyc11.5
tivoli_end11.5
84millmoorlane11
85nomorespam9.5
86leej267
norbertdentressangle7
88bavaria_miller6.5
freezinmiller6.5
90Wrinklymiller6.25
91rickxta6
Robinscanlon6
93Gazzam85.75
homesickmiller5.75
95flukey5
y4miller5
97eamonn884.75
98Sheffield_miller4.25
99max_the_miller4

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