Caption Competition Round 18 Results

Last updated : 08 December 2006 By Millersmad Staff
Gino's absence from the competition goes in to a second week but we can't get rid of him that easily. In fact it's a role reversal for Gino! After years and years of touring the country putting his turn on and being heckled by a handful of working class pensioners who are hard of hearing and want value for their 50p entrance fee, it's now the 80's dancer that is doing the heckling and Mexmillerno1 seems to be giving Gino lot's of ammunition. Despite not entering this week, Gino remains in the top five.

In the world of the number one miller from mexborough, a world where everyone is tripping over their bottom lips embarrassing themselves by reacting like a big baby and he is the funniest thing since sliced bread he claims his first weekly win this week leaving all the judges rolling around on the floor with uncontrollable laughter. In the real world, he didn't win.

After feeling sheepish and overly modest at his continued success in this competition, whilst others around him were throwing the proverbial dummy out of the pram at what is supposed to be "a bit of fun" Skip, offered to leave the game to give others a chance. He entered this week though and his hot run of form has continued and he seals his fourth weekly win. "Another 2 asylum seekers emerge from the back of a truck ARRIVING in Kosovo" was judged to be the funniest after four individual people had scored the effort and the average score turned out higher than anybody else's.

Competition officials have this week ordered UFO to appear before them in a disciplinary hearing after scoring so highly for a woman, that something is just not right. We all know that women are not funny, especially not Foo so for her to get a score this high we can only conclude that a man must have told her what to write and we do not accept cheating in this competition.

The unbelievably high score for Foo means that now she is officially funnier than S60 2RX and there is no miscount in the score to save S60's blushes this time. These are troubling times for him, how can he live with himself being less funny than a woman, especially after drawing so much attention to it!!

Timeforale had a pretty poor this week. Not even newsworthy but he loves his name being mentioned! Those odds of 75/1 look pretty safe to me now!!

Mark the miller is fast sliding in to oblivion. A run of poor form is escalating and with his intolerance over Duncan Fletcher and his depression over the state of English sport, Millersmad officials have despatched councillors and Samaritans to Mark's house to deter any inevitable suicide attempts!

A change to the schedule, week 19 will be the last before the Xmas break. All other dates remain the same.

Click here to see Round 18's entries

Here is the table:

UsernameWeek 18 ScoreTotalWeekly Wins
1skipton_bulldog7.75140.54
2stevelmu097.25137.51
3gazisamiller7.5137.251
4blockheads6.5135.252
5gino125.751
6chubby_b7123.5
7PWEI5.25122.75
8inrtsc6.25121.51
9Timeforale6.25120.251
10syracuse7117
11jefflebowski846.25116.751
masta_20097116.75
13millerbezz5.75115
14mattthemiller4.75111.5
15st_verana5.75111
16uttis5.75110.751
17miller4ever6.5109.5
18andy_the_miller7.25107.75
20Deano836.25105.5
21derbymiller6.25103.25
22CTmiller6.25102.5
23s602rx5.5101.75
24bigladonos98.25
markthemiller6.2598.252
tivoliben98.251
19ufo7.596.25
27mexmillerno1792
28missedko5.7591.5
29heman5.591.25
30clarkey1974585.25
merry_miller685.25
32donjerous6.7583.751
33richiemiller580.75
34brinnieboy77.5
35mmniall5.576.25
36ROIblade72
37millerkev567.5
38kimi_miller567.25
39colinRUFC66
40Shaun6605.7565
41dr_spinn63.5
42m_the_o61
43shytalk60.75
44loobymiller59
45loyalmiller52.75
46aussiemiller50
47hodgey49.5
48wicko_miller48.5
49thedonnymiller48
50millmoormagic6.2547.25
51leethemiller46.75
52herbiecobbler45.25
53leftwingback44.75
54nottinghammiller7401
55millerTIV5.2538.75
56welshmiller38.5
57andh38.25
58sharpy_the_miller535.251
59bezzmiller103.7535
60Worrallwannabee631.25
61leedsmiller30
62a1 power28.5
63sy2006625.5
64frickleyaway5.525
65bobh19566.2524.5
66mooneysuzuki23.5
67gm_gm22.25
68thevillager20
69howdareu18.75
miasma18.75
71wtm18.25
72gangster18
tony26067418
73rufc_197417.75
74jebu16.25
75dansk15.75
76Robbier_ham15.25
77daveyhaze13.75
78miller6712.25
79redshank12
retfordred12
81sosnyc11.5
tivoli_end11.5
83millmoorlane11
84eamonn885.2510
85nomorespam9.5
86leej267
norbertdentressangle7
88bavaria_miller6.5
chappell596.56.5
freezinmiller6.5
91mallorcamiller6.256.25
Wrinklymiller6.25
92rickxta6
Robinscanlon6
94Gazzam85.75
homesickmiller5.75
main_stand_miller5.75
97alfookhem5.255.25
brett9985.255.25
99flukey5
y4miller5
101Sheffield_miller4.25
102max_the_miller4