Caption Competition Round 30 and Final Results

Last updated : 30 May 2007 By Millersmad Staff
We have been saying for weeks and weeks that it will come down to a final week shoot out between Gaz and Blockheads as to who will take home home the Championship.

Going in to the final round Gaz knew that he had to match Blocky's score. If Gaz got doubles he would have sealed victory. In an amazing final round twist, Gaz failed to get double points but Blockheads did and therefore wins the crown right at the final post.

A devastating blow for Gaz who had led since well before Christmas and consistency for 30 rounds perhaps made him a worthy winner. However, it's a cruel game and that what the double rounds are there for - to make it wide open. A round of applause for a gallant second place. A prize will be on it's way to you.

What a remarkable victory for Blockheads then. Billed as pre season favourite a shocking start had threatened to undermine his campaign but a great 2007 made this a possibility and it has climaxed with an epic double pointer. We are pleased to announce Blockheads as MillersMAD Caption Competition 2006/2007 and he will join Gino in the hall of champions!

Stevelmu09 had a great season as well and claims a comfortable and final prize winning third place spot. He can be proud of his efforts this season but will really hope that next year he can push on for a championship attempt.

Last year's forgotten runner up Masta_2009 had a strong finish and takes fourth place. A dreadful start to his season hampered any thoughts that he might have had of going one better this season but he will be pleased with his end result.

What an effort by Chubby_B the only top fiver to finish without a weekly win. Chubbs has improved immeasurably since last year and will be keen to build on this for next year.

Congratulations also go to Andy_the_miller, Inrtsc, Timeforale, Mattthemiller and miller4ever, all who made the top ten. Over a 30 round competition this is seriously good going. Be proud of yourselves!

It's easy to forget the individual round at moments like this when there are party poppers going off in one household and tears of joy going off in another but Tony316 won the final round of this season. His effort of "Alan Shearer decided it was time to finish when he saw the Newcastle back four" had the judges laughing for one last time. Well done.

As much as we'd like to, we cannot mention each of the 124 entrants to the competition so we have to be selective. However, we would just like to say a massive thanks to everyone who has entered this season, contrary to what some might say it is you lot that make the comeptition, not the judges or these outstandingly witty write ups.

Right time for some more jibes.

It's no surprise that Markthemiller gave up towards the back end of the season, in two years he has been unable to record one double, which despite flashes of humour means he will never be a top challenger. We hope that he is in a sfae and happy place though and remember Mark, it's only a game and we hope to see you back next season.

Mexmillerno1 did get a final week doubles but no doubt that will not be good enough for the judges. Maybe he went to Antigua to try and be funny as that will be the only place (plus the dream land he lives in) that he will be- despite what other people say. Time to give it up old chum?

UFO made a comeback for the last round- we hope not to try and prove that women are funny as she failed miserably at that. Maybe she got sick of all the washing up trophies and Ironing awards that she has won. Foo, we admire your effort but it's time you realised that humour is not something women should be attempting but we commend you for it anyway.

So that's it. It all started way back in August and 30 rounds later, who would have thought it would have ended like this. Huge thanks to the wonderful judges who take time and effort to read through some of your tragically awful efforts and get no praise for it. I know what a good and totally fair job they do even if some get abusive in moments of desperation!

Thanks to Rich for letting us host this epic competition, which has fast become the premier attraction on MillersMAD, here, we will be back next year with what will be a rejigged format, so watch out for more news on that!

In the meantime have a great summer and keep it MAD.

Below is the final table!


UsernameWeek 30 ScoreTotalWeekly Wins
blockheads13.52383
gazisamiller5.75231.752
stevelmu0914.5225.52
masta_2009132071
chubby_b5.75203.25
andy_the_miller13.5199.25
inrtsc5199.251
Timeforale61951
mattthemiller6.251901
miller4ever13.5184.251
CTmiller5.5182.5
mexmillerno113181.25
missedko13.5180.75
uttis61801
nottinghammiller6.251751
Deano835.5172.25
skipton_bulldog13165.754
PWEI160.53
derbymiller51601
st_verana154
markthemiller1412
jefflebowski84137.51
mmniall132.75
gino6.251321
millerkev4.5131
tivoliben125.52
wtm124.5
syracuse122.75
millerbezz121
dr_spinn6120
s602rx108.25
ufo5.5107.75
frickleyaway5.5105.75
Shaun6606105.25
clarkey1974101.25
bigladonos98.25
donjerous97.252
ROIblade97
heman95.75
richiemiller91.5
merry_miller91.25
bobh195613.583.5
brinnieboy77.5
main_stand_miller1373.5
kimi_miller73.25
colinRUFC66
mallorcamiller652
m_the_o61
shytalk60.75
Worrallwannabee60.25
arrowman198059
loobymiller59
millmoormagic58
welshmiller57.75
tivoliseat_10256
loyalmiller52.75
tony31615.550.51
aussiemiller50
hodgey49.5
wicko_miller48.5
thedonnymiller48
leethemiller46.75
sharpy_the_miller46.51
herbiecobbler45.25
leftwingback44.75
millerTIV44.25
tufty divot4.7544
bezzmiller1039.75
andh38.25
vanred5.534.25
a1 power33.5
sy200632.5
leedsmiller30
mooneysuzuki29.5
sawmiller629
thevillager26.75
xserbarusx5.526
eamonn8825.75
dansk25.5
thommo197925.25
gm_gm22.25
howdareu18.75
miasma18.75
gangster18
tony26067418
rufc_197417.75
chappell5917.25
titholm_tiger517.25
jebu16.25
Robbier_ham15.25
daveyhaze13.75
bavaria_miller13.5
stu_s1313
miller6712.25
Wrinklymiller12.25
redshank12
retfordred12
sharpometer11.75
sosnyc11.5
tivoli_end11.5
millmoorlane11
ashman10.5
nomorespam9.5
leej267
norbertdentressangle7
freezinmiller6.5
nickla19816
rickxta6
Robinscanlon6
Gazzam85.75
homesickmiller5.75
symon5.75
rolymiller5.5
alfookhem5.25
brett9985.25
flukey5
redduke6665
y4miller5
alexxyz4.5
kimmymiller19754.5
chibo7774.25
Sheffield_miller4.25
max_the_miller4