"Born to Screw A Miller"
Ronnie Moore's New Autobiography
In collaboration with the Oldham Athletic Board
Roll up Roll up get your tickets now for the following early season fixtures at Boundary park
Yeovil Fans it will cost you £21 concessions £11
Chesterfield Fans it will cost you £18 concessions £9
"Rotherham Fans you know you love me you need me you want me you name your beer after me you named me citizen of the year, and yes I threw away a chance of the play off final at Wembley to the mighty Orient on penalties, I threw away the third division championship, I threw away a 7 point lead at the top of the 2nd division, and yes last year I gave you your worst season in over 100 years of football in Rotherham with 29 points, but still you suckers adore me you will come to Oldham in your thousands to sing my name and blow me kisses and for you my adoring Rotherham public your tickets will cost you"
£22 and £12 concessions
Because in Rotherham there is one born every minute.
"Up the Latics"
Ronnie Ronnie give us a wave
Ronnie give us a wave
"Suckers"