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(c) all South Yorkshire Radio Stations
06:00 - News Special.
Main story: a man loses his job, after his employer decides his performance is not as good as it should be. Join us live for full and extensive coverage, including:
- updates every 15 minutes from outside the man's former place of work;
- interviews with other former employees of the company; and
- analysis of the vast importance of the man losing his job from our sports staff, A Hack and V Dull.
This replaces the previously advertised coverage of North Korea's latest nuclear test, the Prime Minister's resignation and the entire United States of America sinking into the sea.
09:00 - A Look Back at the Career of the Man Who Lost His Job
A three hour special programme dedicated to the man who recently lost his job including:
- replays of the one time the man is supposed to have done really well at his job, when he organised a load of people who weren't even employed by his company to a very lucky victory over another group of people who earned half as much;
- interviews with other former employees of the company about the career of the man who lost his job; and
- further analysis of the vast importance of the man losing his job from our sports staff, A Hack and V Dull.
12:00 - Lunchtime news
Two hours of news and comment about a job and the man who lost it
14:00 - Analysis
A Hack presents an hour long look at the man, his former employer and his former job and asks whether the former job is the biggest and most difficult job in the world, whether another man could have done better or worse than the man who has just lost his job and whether another man will take over from the man who has just lost his job and, if so, who?
Includes:
- interviews with the Dalai Lama, the Pope, Kofi Annan and the Queen about whether the man's former job is harder than their job; and
- interviews with other former employees of the company about what a difficult job the man had with his former employer.
This replaces the previously advertised programme on the history of coal mining, featuring interviews with people who spent their working lives underground in dangerous conditions for poor pay.
15:00 - Are you having a laugh?
Portly funster Arthur Wit takes a light-hearted look at some of the funny things that happened during the time that the man who recently lost his job had a job.
Includes:
- that unforgettable interview that the man did with A Hack when he called him "Hacky" mid-way through;
- that unforgettable interview that the man did with V Dull when he called him "Hacky" by mistake; and
- interviews with other former employees of the company about their memories of funny things that the man did and said.
Also features updates every 15 minutes from outside the man's former place of work.
18:00 News, followed by a specially extended Football Phone-in
Your chance to talk to A Hack and V Dull about the man losing his job, how difficult his job is and funny things that the man did. Plus, a live text vote on how massive his former employer is: your chance to say whether the former employer is massive, well huge, ginormous or just so humungously big it's impossible to put into words.
And from 20:45 - a special phone in debate in which you can relive your favourite memories of the stations coverage over the past 24 hours and request your favourite clips from interviews with former employees of the man's former employer.
00:40 - Football desk - featuring reports on all South Yorkshire's football teams.
00:41 Close
Please Note that this article is entirely a micky take, and not the actual listings of said Radio stations, however you can be sure that plenty of piggy news will be on..